So distracted

Eyes wander, standards rise. Point it at the better snack, the nicer car, the thing you clearly deserve. Girlfriend not included (she's already mad).

How it works: it's see-through. Hold the card up, line the empty space up with real life, take the photo. Boom, you just made a meme in real life.

• Crystal-clear PVC, 9 x 6 cm (slips into a pocket or wallet)
• Waterproof, bend-proof, won't smudge or fade
• Slim enough to live in your wallet, phone case, or pocket
• Ships worldwide, 7-14 days (tracked)

Go out and touch grass. Bring the card.